imagine if lawyers said the shit these astrology people say

"Excuse me your honor. My client is a Gemini and their moon cycle matched Jupiter the night of the armed robbery. Clearly they weren't aligned right and can't be held accountable for their actions."

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I'd send them straight to a mental hospital

Elessar · 26-30, M

"Excuse me your honor. My client is a good Christian and too much of a God-fearing man to be capable of embezzlement, corruption or abuse of power. Clearly they can't be held accountable for their actions. The godless party that falsely accuse them, on the other hand..."

Sounds more realistic now? 🥴

empanadas · 31-35, M

@Elessar sounds like trump 😬

deadgerbil · 26-30

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deadgerbil · 26-30

@empanadas the descriptions of behavior are so general and non specific and people getting the readings will actively try to relate stuff in their life to fit the readings lol

empanadas · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil

deadgerbil · 26-30

@empanadas that dude is such an idiot

Literal definition of a keyboard warrior

Greyjedi · M

Sounds like a legit response but still, not an excuse

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