you don't always have to f***in f*** her hard sometimes it's not right to dosometimes you gotta make some love and f***in give her some smooooches too
Don't try to stop me I've really gotta gono really I'm starting to cramp hope there's paper in there doesn't matter I'm taking the crossword puzzle section with me
jack be nimble,jack be quick, jack jumped over ...the candle stick. ..well jack wasn't nimble and Jack wasn't quick and Jack burned his little. ...
little miss muffet sat on her tuffet (?)eating her curds and whey along came a spider and sat down beside her ...and said what's in the bowl b**ch
I hit socked in the nose. .well it started witha little poem I didn't get to finish really:goes likeI love your little eyesyour little mouthyour little mind..that's when I got it in the mouth
I Am Not Fake My Profile Is Real And My Pics Are Really Memy pic my profile. (you can't make this sh*t up)
I Have Never Been On a Real DateI can remember one date and it was nice went to see the Beatles cartoon yellow submarine and eat .But all the rest were no shows. Really I've been stood up more times than a three legged chair. I'm not such a bad guy. I just started meeting them...See More »
does anyone really take me serious?can you tell if I'm being serious or kidding? is no biggie . I'm not a malicious person. I may say huh a lot because of my hearing. sometimes I may smell like I've had an onion in a head lock but I'd be feeling worse and looking to get on in the...See More »
I Like Getting MessagesI love getting messages. I'm like oooooo I hope it's a nasty letter. ...you don't know ,I might get one....maybe
Hey gorgeous! You realize how lucky you are?you get to see yourself nekkid any time you want. ...I'm jealous
I Support Our Troopswhen I hear the word bad ass I say all the bad ass ' s are somewhere that ends in Stan.or has a name that ends in Q. Maybe they're sitting on a boat off some mid eastern or Mediterranean coast. I bet if you are there's probably a bunch of stupid shit...See More »
I Am Not Fake My Profile Is Real And My Pics Are Really Mefakes are shady, you know what I mean Verne and I bet they like Fakebook better. Fakebook Facebook same same
o is it cold in her or is that just you?I remember when I was married ,I'm telling you ,we didn't need a/c.....
How scary are you at Halloween?think you could scare the pants back on someone? my ex sure could. ...that chin and nose, all she needed was a big wart and a pointy hat brrrrr
do you control your wife? just the other day. .I had my wife on her hands and knees. Then she said come out from under the bed and fight like a man. .I stole this joke from a fellow EPer
I Like a Good Quoteno matter how big and tough you are if a two year old hands you a toy phone you answer it. right? !
