when people are uncertain what word you just used and you spell it out. ..do you say ,for example, p like in pneumonia or k like in knife. sometimes I do
ever kick pumpkins while trick or treat ing?did your foot ever get stuck and you had to run for it with that stupid thing stuck around your ankle
what are you doing? do you know what time it is?crikey go to bed. .. '( .)( .)........ok so stay up I've got my eyes on you. even if they do look like cootchis..
is it true crabs can pole vault? There's always that warning about throwing toothpicks in the urinal.
you know these photo enforced red light cameras ever think about throwing the whole fam dam maly in the back of pick.up truck and run a red light to get a family portrait ? they take very clear pictures (that's a pert near great idea huh y'all)
I Put On Headphones And Block Out The WorldI have my headphones on now. everybody's complaining I just shut them out. I act like I can't hear and don't want to but it's always the same old b.s.they don't complain about me other than headphones to my fave but they shred my as* behind my back....See More »
All women are angels. if you break a wing then they become witches.they're flexable like that. thoughts?
do you go out in the yard when your wife is dealing with pms and starting the car?hellllllll no oooo I don't! !!!
I gotta take a second here .You know life's too short to not laugh at yourself every now and thenand if you can't laugh at yourself give me a call and I'll laugh at you ok