Isn't it our differences that make us unique?Do you march to your own drummer? Can you say, "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam," like Popeye? We are more than ourselves but the more one can be himself the more noble he becomes to the rest. It's funny in a way that the more you are...See More »
Remember when air was free at the gas station? Now it's a $1.50.Do you know why? Inflation. Get it inflation. Sometimes I crack myself up.
Three guys did in a car wreck and they all go to heaven.Saint Peter meets them at the gate and tells them there is only one rule in heaven. Don't step on the ducks. And when they got inside they saw the place flooded with ducks. Well the first day one guy steps on a duck. St Peter comes along with a very...See More »
After that cornball joke I was thinking of uncle Jed always about to have a long talk.Well they were out by the cement pond and Uncle Jedis whittling on a stick and he's working towards that talk when it of the blue Jethro starts reminiscing about Sue ellen or Mary June anyway he's saying he was comin'on home and he had to pass her...See More »
Two hillbillies that ain't never been out side of butcher hollar ..Had to go into Hazard and get some mail order thang and needed to take a train. While on the train they noticed a priest sitting behind them and he had a cast on his arm. Neither one ever saw anything like it so one hillbilly pushes the other into...See More »
Well I guess y'all have just about had enough so I'm going before I get on your last nerve.<POOF> <POOF>forgot something ok bye<POOF>
This is funny, or I think it is, I go long periods without hearing aids since my first set back in 1984. Someone always does it, they start talkingThey are talking and while their lips are still moving they quit making sound and I think my batteries just went out and start messing with them. The last set I had came with a remote control and when the S.O. starts yammering on about how I don't...See More »
Two guys and a blond were outside taking a smoke break when one guy asks of all the planets which one would you like to visit and the other guy said JJupiter because it is suppose to be all gas and the first guy said Saturn because of the rings and the blond said she wanted to visit the sun. And they looked at her like she's crazy and said the sun is too hot and she said duh I would go at night.
Money saving to tips for Christmas.At Thanksgiving dinner be sure to bring up politics. This will save you money at Christmas. Stay tuned for more tips on saving.
A guy was getting really mad waiting at the doctor's office.His appointment was at nine and it was 10:30 already and finally a really attractive nurse comes out and says let's go find a room. And he said honey I'd like to but I've been waiting so long and I'd hate to lose my place in line.
A doctor is leaning over a patient in OR and says"this is a simple operation David don't panic" and the patient says"my name isn't David" and theThe doctor says "I know I'm David."
I'm leaving now are you happy.. sometimes I crack myself up I gotta go.Chow baby. Ham and cheese today.
Who else is finished with their Christmas shopping?I found a site that sells large cheese balls 2 for a dollar. BAM!! That's what I'm talking about! Finished. Most on my list are kind of cheesy anyway. Hahahahaha or should I say hohohoho....