I can tolerate alot of pain sometimes,And I rarely get sick but when I get a stopped up nose especially at night, it drives me mad. All I want to do is sleep. I hate it when that happens. Thoughts...
May you walk a mile behind a camel.Anyone remember that cigarette commercial, I'd walk a mile for a camel?
Two blonds are talking whenOne asks which is further away the moon or Florida? The other answered: Helloooooo can you see Florida?
When someone says you remind me of someone. ..I usually answer Paul Newman, Clint Eastwood? Then they say no.
the old broom pilot bought alittle knick knack at the crap fair that saidThe opinions of the husband of this house are not necessarily those of the management. What'd that mean? She put it up right beside her big poster of Lorena Bobbit.
It seemed when i was a kid there were some summers when we would hear sonic booms a lot.probably early sixties, usually at night or late evening. I was probably catching lightning bugs. Back when they numbered in six figures it seemed. Guess we fished them out. Or it's something only kids can see.
when's the last time you got kind of close to someone, pointed at the second from the top button thenRinktum pull your finger up fast enough to catch their nose and raise their head and say rinktum. You will probably be the only one laughing at the time but when they calm down they'll probably laugh too.
for you would be slueths(sp)A beautiful woman is sunbathing all alone on the beach in the nekkid. A man comes up and... What's the man's name? Don't look down at the answer Playing jeopardy music final question..tick tick tock It's either Willie Tailer Or Willie...See More »
In some countries it's ok to pick your nose as long as you cover the act with your other hand.I mean I've seen some digging going on, and like no one knows what's going on there across the dinner table. Not sure what they did when they scored. I was probably tearing up.
My birthday is July 2nd. Itell people I'm two days older than America....lately they've been looking at me like that's quite possibly true.
Would Jesus have come if Adam had not sinned? [Spirituality & Religion]and why did He wait so long? This is just a question. If you are atheist or agnostic you can call it BS or take a shot at it as if its a debate and you were assigned to argue one side or the other. Thx in advance
I don't mean to sound intolerant and thisMay be a dumb question but going on the theory that the only stupid question is the one not asked, I heard that some suicide bomber' s families are compensated after they blow themselves up. Anyone heard this? If true would that kind of make them...See More »
Nostalgia Sunday.6th grade football team, 3rd from left middle row I was in the fifth grade. I was retained in fifth grade (one failing grade i think it was in religion lol. My brother outright failed 4th but mom wanted us to stay close). Anyway in eighth grade we...See More »
I like this song but can't remember all the wordsIt starts I think something like "Fifteen beers ago, you still look the same to me..."
Good judgement. Well that comes from experience.Experience? Well that comes from poor judgement. (I am not slurring, I'm talking in cursive, and its eloquent)
Wednesday groan I hope you have eaten ...A couple of cannibals were talking and one says I'm getting hungry. The other one asks when is the last time you ate? The first one says about a week ago when that missionary I the long brown robe came through, but honestly he didn't taste so good....See More »
Was this really that wrong..The SO said she wanted something shiny that went from 0 to 180 real fast. I got her a scale. That's when fight started.