I heard your Mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat when she comes to my house for dinner I just throw some salad dressing on the lawn and say, "Here....graze!"

Yo mama so fat that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

she's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

You mamas so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed the first ten minutes of Law and Order.

Yo Mama so fat her butt has its own zip code!

Your mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

Yo mama so fat, she looks at the menu and says, "ok"

When she wears high heels she strikes oil

That doesn’t even make sense.

“Yo mama so fat, my car is parked outside”

Fair play to you 😂