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Puns 4 Fun

Pun enters a room, kills 10 people

Pun in, 10 dead 

A few puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork...

I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.

Well my parents are finally sick of all my electronics puns.

Now I'm grounded.

I asked my friend why has he stopped making jokes and puns about Trump after he was sacked from the White House.

He said he's Biden his time

I had to stop telling puns to kleptomaniacs

They take everything literally!

My wife left me because of my constant zodiac puns.

It finally Taurus apart.

One bird can’t make a pun.

But toucan.

The interesting thing about sheep puns

Is the SHEAR volume of them.

People tell me to stop making puns, but I can't

Every time I try to swallow my words, I joke on them.

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