A cow, an ant and an old fart A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating who is The greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times...This is a truncated preview of the original post. Press here to view the full post. Post Comment Receive notifications Add a comment...