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Ethel turns 60

Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 60th birthday and not having had sex in many years she thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself 'Tender Tony' - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills, flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled buns....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . Oh my, he sounded soooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in ..... "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything ... I'm ready!!. Now how does that sound?".

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line!".
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
Wish i could share this.
Rusham · M
@Tastyfrzz Go for it.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

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