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Home Invasion

A burglar breaks into a home and at gunpoint holds a couple hostage.
He forces them to sit on chairs back to back, and ties them to the chairs.
The burglar the slowly and methodically begins stealing anything of value from the house.

When the burglar has taken everything of value, he goes to leave, leaving the man and the woman bound to their chairs.
The man yells at the burglar, "Please untie her, please, let her go!"

The burglar responds, "No, I'm not untying either of you and risk police being notified. Don't worry, your neighbours will soon wonder why your lights are still on throughout the night and check in on you long before you succumb to dehydration"

The man pleads again, "Please, just untie her and let her go, I'll do anything!"

The burglar once again explains his reasoning saying, “No I’m not going to risk getting caught."

The man shuffles his chair towards the burglar, "I'm begging you man, just let her go, she won't call the cops, I promise!"

The burglar, still unwilling to budge, did find it quite touching how much his hostage cared about his wife.

"Wow," he said "You must really love your wife to beg me to untie her so desperately"

"No," The man replied, in a state of frenzy "My wife will be home in 15 minutes"
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Oh My Goodness 😂
SO funny hahahaha

 
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