I had my face slapped
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling their love pillows,
"Really" she said. "Go on then...try"
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, ”Yesterday".
"Really" she said. "Go on then...try"
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, ”Yesterday".