Another broccoli joke
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn't want to eat his broccoli.
- Eat your broccoli! - says the mother.
- No! - exclaims the boy.
The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear. The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.
- What did you tell him?
- I told him that if he didn't eat his broccoli, his dick wouldn't grow.
The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.
- What was that for? - he asks, confused.
- FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
- Eat your broccoli! - says the mother.
- No! - exclaims the boy.
The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear. The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.
- What did you tell him?
- I told him that if he didn't eat his broccoli, his dick wouldn't grow.
The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.
- What was that for? - he asks, confused.
- FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
