I would like a quickie

The Flight Attendant gives the passenger the lunch menu.
The passenger looks at the menu briefly and then looks the Flight Attendant up and down before giving her a wink.
He leans over and says “Well, I sure could have a quickie right now.”
The Attendant is flattered but confused as the passenger’s wife is next to him.
His wife lifts her head up from reading her menu, and immediately realises what’s happened. She glances at her husband, then leans over to the Flight Attendant and says “I’m sorry, English isn’t my husband’s first language. I believe he would like to order a *quiche*”.