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ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
A man and his wife are dining at a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. Noticing this, his wife asks, ''Do you know her?''
''Yes,'' sighs the husband. ''She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.''
''Goodness gracious!'' says the wife. ''Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?''
''Yes,'' sighs the husband. ''She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.''
''Goodness gracious!'' says the wife. ''Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?''
saragoodtimes · F
the wise speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something
Notanymore · 36-40, M
Never let your expectations outweigh your gratitude.
MissElla · 26-30, F
@Notanymore yep
ExtremeNext · 31-35
The admins saying on every change post that they are listening to us
That's pretty funny 😄
That's pretty funny 😄
MissElla · 26-30, F
@ExtremeNext huh?
ExtremeNext · 31-35
@MissElla that's right 🤷♀️
ButterRobot · 51-55, M
Real Boats Rock.
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
I only know dirty jokes 😳
Riverman2 · 56-60, M
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tenente · 100+, M
i’m terrified of elevators 😨 so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them 😂 i'm not proud 😞
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Why did the chicken cross the road?