What’s the funniest typo you have ever written?

My daughter still like to tell people about the Christmas many of her gifts came from satan.

How do you want me to cook the children? (supposed to be chicken) 🤣

A book character called Hardon instead of Hadron.

Just before I fired auto-correct, I was joking with my male neighbor about a small transgression he'd committed and I [b][i]typed[/i][/b] "I won't rat you out."

He [b][i]received[/i][/b] "I won't eat you out."

There was some understandable confusion and a great deal of embarrassment.

Fortunately, I caught it in proofreading...
I had typed instructions which stated that the applicant was required to [b]sing[/b] all the documents (I corrected it to read that the applicant was required to sign all the documents).
I showed the initial page with the typo to co-workers, as I found it funny.

Far to many to remember

All you need to do is put an e at the end and they could sell bride pots for full price👰

See, I'm so smart 🤣