Stop me if you've heard this one
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "Scotch on the rocks, please."
The gorilla then hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the price of drinks," and gives the gorilla 15 cents change.
After a while, the bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, I'm not surprised. At $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
The gorilla then hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the price of drinks," and gives the gorilla 15 cents change.
After a while, the bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, I'm not surprised. At $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
