Just give me a chance!
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SophieSmiles · 18-21, F
No, shan’t
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MountainBard · 31-35, M
@SophieSmiles 🙄🙄🙄
SophieSmiles · 18-21, F
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@SophieSmiles uuugghhh
Classified · M
But you landed on a community chest square! 😤
Iwillwait · M
🤔 This feels like a trap.
Winterwitch · 26-30, F
I’ve given you several. You simply cannot reach the top shelf. Just let me grab the Cheetos and we can be on our way.
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Winterwitch like you [i]can[/i] reach them 🙄
Winterwitch · 26-30, F
@MountainBard I have a better chance than you do.
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Winterwitch 😒
BobbyMoeven · 46-50, M
Mom of Bard to Bard -
How many chances do you need to come clean with a honest answer as to why I need to get you new socks on a weekly basis .. Whats going on with all the missing socks?
How many chances do you need to come clean with a honest answer as to why I need to get you new socks on a weekly basis .. Whats going on with all the missing socks?
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@BobbyMoeven He's a wanker, Mom. And it's all your fault!
How many chances do you need
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Bexsy 2 or 3 at most
@MountainBard Fine, you get one more chance
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Bexsy you won’t regret this
LostNForgotten · M
The probability of me giving you a chance is great but it isn't zeroe.
NerdyPotato · M
Okay, but be careful this time. I don't want you to hurt yourself and destroy my stuff again.
NerdyPotato · M
@MountainBard yes, but an expensive one time... That thing cost me 3k to replace, and do you want to rehabilitate for 5 months again? Just be careful, will you?!
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@NerdyPotato ok ok! Yeesh 🙄🙄
NerdyPotato · M
@MountainBard alright then. You can try it one more time.
You haven’t completed the radioactive materials safety training yet.
@MountainBard Just don’t use a screwdriver to separate the hemispheres. We learned that the hard way.
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight I brought my Allen wrench
@MountainBard Good thinking. 👍
Again?
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@HannahSky you always turn me down immediately
@MountainBard maybe because you're a chicken nugget with no real chicken
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@HannahSky you haven’t given me a chance to know if that’s true or not! 😤
LetsGoBrandon · 31-35, M
How Would I give you another chance before I go Bankrupt?
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@LetsGoBrandon borrow money from the mob
nonsensiclesnail · F
I have only a few chances myself! But for you, I will spare one.
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@nonsensiclesnail thank you
hunkalove · 61-69, M
You had your chance, Bardy. Now clean that french fryer till it shines like a 1954 Buick!
Already did and you didn't get me pizza 😒
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
Why should i 🤨
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 cause
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@MountainBard cause what come on spit it out 😒
You mean another one??
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Soossie just the one
Lilymoon · F
No 😑
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon after all we’ve been through?!
Lilymoon · F
@MountainBard your chances have run out Bardo 😒
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon I never got any 😒
itsok · 31-35, F
MountainBard · 31-35, M
itsok · 31-35, F
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@itsok if he wasn’t on MYV I have no way of knowing what he looks like.
Lilnonames · F
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@Lilnonames how did you and classified post that at about the same time? 👀
(Assuming you don’t have him blocked)
(Assuming you don’t have him blocked)
Lilnonames · F
@MountainBard hes not BLOCKED one of the few on your posts whos not
empanadas · 26-30, M
MountainBard · 31-35, M
@empanadas not until you cut that hair hippy
tenente · 100+, M
no u
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