I wish I could add a .1% pay raise for every fucking employee who contacts me bitching about their mail

Right now, I'd be looking at .8% raise. Might just make it to a whole percentage by the end of the day (hypothetically, of course). At least a few of them acknowledged that they understand the mail room is extremely busy this time of the year, even though they still asked me to make their mail a top priority. Pfft... Thank fuck I have these stress relievers or I would not be as level-headed as I've been. That and I just knew this day was gonna suck, so I managed expectations, lol.