Letter regarding Vet's Best Enzymatic Dog Toothpaste
Dear Vet's Best:
Allow me first to say Chloe, my dog, is wild about your product. I haven't tasted it, understand, but she gives it 5 stars.
That said, I must quibble with your new packaging method.
The tube of toothpaste arrived in a huge box (yes, there were also bags of treats in it as well, but you still could have added a medium-sized hard-shell suitcase and saved some of that crumpled brown paper and air pillows).
When I at last located the toothpaste, I found there was a two-inch wide strip of tape emblazoned with SEALED TO PREVENT LEAKAGE.
I assume this tape was developed in collaboration with NASA, who uses it to make sure nothing falls off the space shuttles.
After a Lucille Ball tussle with the tape, I cut it off carefully with a paring knife because I couldn't get the scissor points under it. I got off the tape (which sounds way easier than it was) only to find one of those maddening seals over the tube under the cap. You know, the passive aggressive seal that has teeny tiny little tabs that can't be grasped to tug it off.
All in all it took about fifteen minutes to open your #%*+~£!!<|{} toothpaste.
Just sayin'.
Frustratedly yours,
Chloe's mom
Allow me first to say Chloe, my dog, is wild about your product. I haven't tasted it, understand, but she gives it 5 stars.
That said, I must quibble with your new packaging method.
The tube of toothpaste arrived in a huge box (yes, there were also bags of treats in it as well, but you still could have added a medium-sized hard-shell suitcase and saved some of that crumpled brown paper and air pillows).
When I at last located the toothpaste, I found there was a two-inch wide strip of tape emblazoned with SEALED TO PREVENT LEAKAGE.
I assume this tape was developed in collaboration with NASA, who uses it to make sure nothing falls off the space shuttles.
After a Lucille Ball tussle with the tape, I cut it off carefully with a paring knife because I couldn't get the scissor points under it. I got off the tape (which sounds way easier than it was) only to find one of those maddening seals over the tube under the cap. You know, the passive aggressive seal that has teeny tiny little tabs that can't be grasped to tug it off.
All in all it took about fifteen minutes to open your #%*+~£!!<|{} toothpaste.
Just sayin'.
Frustratedly yours,
Chloe's mom
