Simple Easter message: He arose.. yes, he did and lives forevermore!

in modern, 2022 venacular, this is what happened:

Mary and Martha went down to pay their respects. and were stopped by guards of the tomb.

"can we help you ladies?", they asked
"we're looking for a man named Jesus. he was killed a few day ago and placed in here a few days ago. we're just paying our paying our respects," both mentioned, crying.

*both guards looked over each others' updated paperwork documents and dumbfounded.*

"he aint in there," they said
"what do you mean he's not in there?," they asked.
"ladies... we sealed the door to that opening. we came in this morning and it had been opened. we're still trying to figure out how. we've got people looking. but sorry, ladies. he ain't in there," they said. "even our overnight guards are in shock because they didn't see anything."

"he has risen....," the ladies spoke amongst themselves.

*cue ancient Law and Order theme song*

Amen!!