sometimes I don't know wtf my girl sees in me

Soon you'll be screaming at kids to get off your property

It could be worse, you could be British 👀

I have shity underpants on today from a hot curry I ate 😌

This is me

Don't get her eyes checked and don't ever let her know that you have ever wondered that. Sometimes they have a tendency to start wellbeing the same things after you mention it.

I'm also turning into a grumpy old man

I also have people at times but I am much older than you lol