Everytime i see my mom video chatting with someone, i'm like "show them my cat"While i hold up my cat towards the camera for a quiet 30 seconds. The person on the other end is always confused.
I just cracked my back so hard that i thought i paralyzed myself there for secondTime to ask if she'd still like me if i had no legs.
I'm always living life in third person.I'll be having a conversation amongst myself and someone else. And rather than being present and engaged in the convo....i'm outside of myself and observing it. Even with ppl i'm comfortable with sometimes. Wish i had a friend that'd slap me and...See More »
I r3ally kn3w som3one who t3xted lik3 this.Lit3rally all h3r m3ssag3s w3r3 this way. And then one day she just suddenly stopped. She started texting normally, even putting periods at the end of her sentences now. And then suddenly started correcting mine 😂 The textual maturity.
The way i just be using the wrong emoji's to try and express what i'm really trying to sayBecause i'm lazy. Because i really don't care about looking for it, when the diet version of it is right under my thumb.
Ever since i took predictive text off of my phone, i've been wanting to punch the wall lessI got a use my brain more but when is that ever a bad thing?
I'm gonna be a cook at work now. It's really just prep and dishing out foodMaking eggs to order in the morning. Im nervous because ive been working there for months, but never really worked as "the cook" tberefore i dont really know where everything is. Or how their oven works... The special orders. The only advice im...See More »
I miss working fast food. It was exciting. Where else can you smoke a free blunt in the parking lotWith someome who's been to jail for like 14 yrs. It sounds scary but you could tell he was past that.