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I am not complaining but this is far from normal ...

I am 65, I have never smoked...I am in Grandfather territory.

No grey hair - I mean zero anywhere.
No wrinkles
No corrective eyewear - it seems to aggravate people 25 years younger than I am who require corrective eyewear. I have excellent night vision.. I can see long distances (markers and other boats on the water.. when no one else on the boat can see them), I can thread the needle on a sewing machine.
I have ridiculous flexibility - I can touch my nose with my toes.. I have no problem doing the lotus position comfortably - I often sit on the floor and I have no problem getting up or with balance.
No pain, zero medications, none.
Yes that works reliably also.. no ED drugs ever and my Wife puts me to the test once each day, every day and has done so for many years.
And then you woke up.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
You're every geriatric woman's dream
Andromedanian · 22-25, M
@SkeetSkeet geriatric Christian hrey, hehe
pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M
@SkeetSkeet I certainly hope not.. My Wife is all I can handle thanks very much and she gets all of my attention.
pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M
@Ryderbike You are funny.. Actually every word is true.. and my observation is that there is no fairness in how people age, no democracy in longevity.. One truism is that those that smoke or do drugs or drink heavily or abuse their bodies with impact sports when young... pay a HUGE price for it as they age.. if they get to age that is... My Grandfather was a heavy smoker.. a doctor.. third heart attack killed him at age 59... My Dad was a heavy smoker.. Cancer 62.. My Brother a smoker, cancer 59.. My MOTHER... gave up smoking close to 40 years ago.. She is only 93..
Andromedanian · 22-25, M
You come equipped with built in night vision? Dang, I wish I had that ability as well
pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M
@Andromedanian I can see very well in low light level conditions .. I have a night vision monocular - I never use it..
Carazaa · F
That is fabulous. What is your diet?
Carazaa · F
Carazaa · F
@Carazaa Cabbage rolls are yummy!
pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M
@Carazaa Agreed.. and the last batch came out particularly good, we make coleslaw from the left over cabbage.. basic unprocessed foods - I make my own humus... I try to make as much as possible.. Some times home made pasta as well..
Some people are just fortunate that way. Why should it bother anyone ? Live long and prosper. 🖖🏽
pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M
@bijouxbroussard I have my MIL ask - so when are YOU going to get grey hair? I don't know why it bothers them but it does... The observation is that there is no democracy in aging or health or longevity ....
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@LvChris hahahhahhahahahhahahha

 
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