Things a dentist can say but not a gynecologist?

What's that awful smell?!

I am going to perform oral procedures.

Open wide 😳

That hole is too big for a filling.

We better numb that first

You need to floss

When was the last time you flossed?

Just spit it out lol

Brush daily

Open wide

I need to get in there for a quick look and then we will do a deep cleaning. We only have mint today.

I am going to start drilling now. There may be a slight vibration.

It will be a few minutes until you are numb. Then we will pull it out.

Do you have problems removing your dentures?

Actually a gynecologist can say that to a cooter

You really need to wear your retainer.

Close for me now. Tap tap. Side to side.

We will need to get a few pictures

You have a dry socket

Smile please

We need to take an impression. Try not to gag.

Go ahead and close your lips around it.

You do have a nice crack there

Is that too tight?

this is why i come here