The Office Baby Spawning machine just happily announced she's pregnant. Again.
That's the fourth baby in about a decade.
Everyone was correct and polite making sure that they smiled and said "congratulations".
But really all they are thinking about is all the maternity leave she gets, sucking a lot of money out of the company then she'll come back clueless, probably needed retraining and then just as she's up to speed, will get pregnant again. Leaving us to carry the extra weight.
Luckily there's a thing called karma. And every time she squeezes out another brat, she seems to acquire a permanent amount of extra weight which we all delight in making fun of behind her back. It is her abusing the system that is making us do this and it's good for office morale to call her "2 ton Siobhan".
Fat bitch took my chair too and then acquses me of passive resistance all the time when really she's just too sensitive.
Everyone was correct and polite making sure that they smiled and said "congratulations".
But really all they are thinking about is all the maternity leave she gets, sucking a lot of money out of the company then she'll come back clueless, probably needed retraining and then just as she's up to speed, will get pregnant again. Leaving us to carry the extra weight.
Luckily there's a thing called karma. And every time she squeezes out another brat, she seems to acquire a permanent amount of extra weight which we all delight in making fun of behind her back. It is her abusing the system that is making us do this and it's good for office morale to call her "2 ton Siobhan".
Fat bitch took my chair too and then acquses me of passive resistance all the time when really she's just too sensitive.
18-21, M
