Im so sick of these stupid ass kids from upstairs i wish i was a kid so i could punch them

I had to go around the long way with a laundry basket to get inside my building because they were blocking the front porch steps once again. Once i got the back entrance opened i saw them open the front door and i said thanks a lot you pieces of shit. When i was going around the back i said loudly seriously blocking the stairs now i have to go around