i went outside to have a joint and a smoke , went over to a table and chair in the front yard which is actually in the back of the house

and sat down and heard and felt a sloosh ! ? , oh FFS i sat right in a puddle of rain water on that chair and my pants were soaked right on my butt , i couldn't go to the docks like this , people would think i pissed myself and sat in it for 1/2 the afternoon , lol so i'm in my room now a joint later , still wearing those pants , hoping they'll dry while i'm wearing em , ya know body heat