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Gangstress · 41-45, F
Omg I'd be like
Well hello there sexy man and do a helicopter in front of the mirror
Well hello there sexy man and do a helicopter in front of the mirror
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Fairydust · F
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Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@Fairydust I know 😁
ServantOfTheGoddess · 61-69, M
Well I suppose I would do James Bond stuff -- you know, seduce women, kill enemy spies, drink martinis shaken not stirred.
Shell · 31-35, F
@ServantOfTheGoddess lol
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Introduce myself to everyone I could...
The name is Bond...James Bond.
The name is Bond...James Bond.
trackboy · 22-25, M
a bond girl in court claiming sexual harassment by James bond. the judge asks her name and she replies pussy galore. the judge says the case was dismissed. 🦃
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@trackboy yep and he just drives and do stuff casually like it's nothing
trackboy · 22-25, M
@Echambers101 @Echambers101 it went into space for that one on the space station. hard to top that so the films become more down-to-earth after that one. I miss jaws with the metal teeth that could bite through steel. and professor odd job that had the bowler hat with the cutting edge on it that he threw to cut people's heads off. 🦃
Fairydust · F
Look for my gun 👀😆
Fairydust · F
@Echambers101 my loaded gun 🤷🏼♀️🙄🤣
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@Fairydust makes sense🤣
Fairydust · F
@Echambers101 😉
PrivateHell · M
Die Another Day
4meAndyou · F
I'd hide first. Don't want the evil villains to find me right off the bat. 👀👀👁️
Then I'd peek to see if I had a willy. 🤣🤣🤣 If I had a willy, I would probably figure I was crazy. Then I'd put on my makeup and grab my purse and go out for lunch!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Then I'd peek to see if I had a willy. 🤣🤣🤣 If I had a willy, I would probably figure I was crazy. Then I'd put on my makeup and grab my purse and go out for lunch!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@4meAndyou really 🤣
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
I would think "My God, it is at least 40 years since I had a martini and I don't care if it is shaken or stirred."
iamelijah · 26-30, M
Of course trying to look dashing.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Where is my Aston Martin? 😍
SW-User
Call in sick
Doometernal · 26-30, M
Damn that would be so depressing.
If you stick out as a spy in real life you'd be tortured and killed
If you stick out as a spy in real life you'd be tortured and killed
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@Doometernal true but not always
tindrummer · M
sell my Aston and go on an Amur river cruise
Bruja · F
Go back to sleep
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@Bruja your not even going to be bond for awhile
SW-User
Go back to sleep
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
Cry
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@TurtlePink why ?
GLITTER · 36-40, F
I’d be furious
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
Which one
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@MonaReeves86 anyone
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
I don’t know what I’d do @Echambers101
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@MonaReeves86 makes sense?
SW-User
Stare at myself for ages, then I'm going to look for my bond girl 🤭
Echambers101 · 26-30, M
@SW-User makes sense