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Some of the catfishes on here need to up their game a bit

It's like they aren't even trying with their bullshit.

[quote]I'm a 4th Dan black belt in karate, 7ft tall, I've fucked 5000 people since high school and I once beat a mugger to death with his own shoe[/quote]

Wonderful stories. Did I ever tell you guys that I was the pope for a few months back in 2013? Or about the time NASA wanted me to work as an astronaut?
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ExtremeNextT Best Comment
Is this not the right time to admit that I am GOD 馃
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@412438,ExtremeNext] Well that puts you above a mere former pope like myself.

*kneels*

I mean, of course you wouldn't ever tell a lie on SW. No one would
ExtremeNextT
[@8731,MilitantIrishman] every post I have ever posted gets researched 100% first and is the truth, and thank you 馃槈

wildbill8336-40, M
So, I'm guessing powerhousebullshitter is still around? 馃
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@597698,wildbill83] yeah 馃槀馃槀
LadyJ41-45, F
馃ぃ馃槀..but all jokes aside i really am married to Tom Hardy 馃榿
LadyJ41-45, F
[@660851,CookieCrumbs] 馃ぃ馃ぃ..i don't think being gentle with him is possible 馃き馃ぃ
CookieCrumbs41-45, F
[@1086727,LadyJ]
Ohh rough鈥 馃槍

I better stop this before I decide to buy a plane ticket and hunt him down鈥.
LadyJ41-45, F
[@660851,CookieCrumbs] haha..well if ever you do, i have a tent propped up outside his house his house your welcome to join me 馃ぃ馃榿
Kimchigirl31-35, F
I think I know this one hahaha
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@1201561,Kimchigirl] what gets me is when people occasionally call bs on my stories when there's shit like that being posted. 馃ぃ馃ぃ
Miram26-30, F
bish, I am 7ft tall. Your shit doesn't fly as high so..
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@542305,Miram] as a former Pope, I will forgive your disrespect.

Child, go and sin no more
Miram26-30, F
[@8731,MilitantIrishman] [b]child [/b]

馃馃馃
TurtlePink22-25, F
Oh, I thought you was talking about me 馃槄馃檲
Rolexeo26-30, M
*Puts on clothes after sex* "That's 1,350."
DavidScottM
I have 4 stomachs, like a cow
Ferric67M
Amen brother, where has the fun catfishing gone
Rutterman41-45, M
What...that one's a catfish? Who knew? 馃檭
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@121363,Rutterman] after years of extensive investigation; it would appear so 馃槀馃槀
ozgirl51226-30, F
I thought I recognised you from the astronaut training!
DropTopDigM
And I've won the Indianapolis 500 5x lol
mrh1972MVIP
I used to be an Olympic runner
SweetMae61-69, F
Nasa did hire me. 馃槑
SweetMae61-69, F
[@10109,SweetMae] Alright! 馃槦 I did meet two astronauts.
Tyr7741-45, M
Hey, if you're going to be a fraud, reach for the stars.
mrh1972MVIP
I was also in a crack commando unit in 1972. And was sent to jail for crimes i didnt commit
Suzyques31-35, F
Id actually like to show my ugliest picture and anti catfish. cause catfishes....I guess they dont think of the future? like.....the person you like is gonna meet you eventually right? thats the goal right? so you should probably be you..
TrippinF
I really am a feared gangster tho'... Double secret pinky swearsies an ever'thin 馃ズ
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@1212957,Trippin] I choose to believe you 馃槫 you did pinky swear 馃ズ馃ズ
TrippinF
[@8731,MilitantIrishman] A girls word is only as good as her pinky hook....wait...馃
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@1212957,Trippin] you have such a way with words 馃槀馃槀 how could I ever doubt you?

Just don't use your magic for evil 馃ズ
Why do I feel like I know who this is?
ZenPearlF
[@695370,Straylight] Because you do
SophiesmilesF
Just because you鈥檙e jealous..smh鈥 let that poor man have his 5 minutes of glory. And be honest nasa only wanted you so they could return you to your home planet
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@1203119,Sophiesmiles] As pope, I should forgive you. The problem is that God didn't say anything about forgiving sewer mutants so idk
mrlopez26-30, M
馃槀 don't forget about traveling back in time to Fort Lauderdale
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@1161949,mrlopez] "will I travel back to Europe in 1666" was one from today.

That would be a good one. Wouldn't be able to communicate with anyone and probably die of some common disease
MiserableAtBest18-21, F
I singlehandedly planned the Kennedy assassination, beat that 馃拝
[@473155,MiserableAtBest] I singlehandedly staged the moon landing. And that was before I was born.
CountScrofula36-40, M
lmao I think I even know which user you're talking about
[@624254,CountScrofula] I have a more than sneaking suspicion. 馃槅
CountScrofula36-40, M
[@695370,Straylight] The site's most resolute obvious catfish that nobody bothers calling out because she's not hurting anyone just bein' weird.
[@624254,CountScrofula] I want to go to that post and say 鈥淚鈥檓 a 5th Dan black belt in karate, 8ft tall, I鈥檝e fucked 6,000 people since high school and I once beat a mugger to death with the weight of my sheer awesomeness.鈥
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
Only 5000. Dude is a virgin as far as I am concerned.....lol
I [b]need[/b] a link to whatever post this was from. 馃槅
MilitantIrishman26-30, M
[@695370,Straylight] I must admit it wasn't from one single post. I've seen so much nonsense from that account over the years and yesterday I encountered someone who didn't know it was a catfish 馃檮

The quote is mocking the about me section on that profile and various posts I've seen, but I threw in some extra bullshit for laughs
[@8731,MilitantIrishman] It all sounds like something she鈥檇 say. 馃槅
SwampFlower26-30, F
[@695370,Straylight] Is this about my favorite author? 馃槀
JimboSaturn51-55, M
Hello Mr. I really like you. I live in Nigeria. I am a nuse helping poor children. I think we can make a connection Sir
People are idiots. Oh BTW I'm Matt Damon.
[@232861,MrBlueSky] All this time I thought you were Ben Afleck.
[@695370,Straylight] THAT TALENTLESS HACK?!?!
Omg, she's still on that.. That's going on since EP.. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
SwampFlower26-30, F
I feel like I've missed something incredible.
CookieCrumbs41-45, F
Has he mentioned that he also has a beautiful鈥. uhm鈥. 馃ぃ
Darkskiescoming46-50, M
[@660851,CookieCrumbs] When did I say that? Lol
Iamonfire66631-35, F
He鈥檚 only screwed 5000 people, amateur 馃槀
ZenPearlF
[@10165,Iamonfire666] 馃槀馃ぃ馃ぃ

 
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