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the cigarette and the attitude is just to distract from those girly shoes, hand-me downs from his sister

Colonal Sanders chillin' as a boy.

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I left Becky a simple note

Watch the baby
Smoke the chicken
and set the table
Send picture when done
🙄damn her dyslexic ass.

When you have a chicken, a three year old daughter, and a crack addiction, and no baby sitter.

You love that chicken more than me! Stupid chicken!

Give the chicken the cigar! It's life will end quicker either way! 🙃

Save the chickens , Smoke a cigarette and prevent chicken cancer , the earlier you start the more chickens you can save start now.

Chicken Little just announced that the sky is falling!

[i]Bonnie and Clyde[/i]

That chicken is massive