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Human1000 · M
You should unpack that.
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
I won't date anyone who's vanilla
EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M
She can't have a penis 😆
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
If she says no, then the deal is off.
PhoenixPhail · M
1. If she's a Trump supporter,
2. If she has a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body and
3. If she can spell gonorrhea correctly on the first try.
2. If she has a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body and
3. If she can spell gonorrhea correctly on the first try.
Rocknrod · 61-69, M
I knew a gal that was incontinent because of her love for anal.
Psycho · 26-30, M
Anal looks good in pornos but the reality of it is it hurts because it is too tight and it stinks and if you are really unlucky you get shit on your dick.
UreBesFrend · M
If she doesn't like being eaten regularly, then i'm out. Must be shaved, trim, small boobies. Bonus if she likes CBT and many other wild fetishes.
MethDozer · M
Anything foot or peg related
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