You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and

I don’t think so. I’d have to go into the bathroom 48 times a day to do that, nope.

When I was a teen and young adult I remember keeping a little mirror with me and looking into it a million times per day. I think that the phone has taken the place of a mirror but its the same thing.
Now I look at my image anytime I pass a mirror but also once in the morning and maybe once in the car, also anytime I enter a bathroom.
I take one or two selfies per week.

I hate the mirror. There's always a crazy man staring back.