The police escorted Tom back to his house because he was out with the kids trying to collect Reese’s Pieces from the neighbors.

"I'm 37 years young" he says, wearing his batman cape with his 5 o'clock shadow, the overhang of his beer pregnancy obfuscating the view of his 'toys r us' batarang utility belt.

"You stay away from that house" A parent whispers, loud enough so he can hear.

He dressed up like a superhero until he became one.

He loves Halloween because every year, five people come to visit his house. He doesnt know though that these people are actually lost souls.

[c=#359E00]now Tom is 37 and still loves Halloween[/c]

Until one day he found a monster.