Urgent advice needed....I caught an STI from the toilet seat, I am not sure my wife will believe me...

I'm sure that aslong as she knows about your Mum and sister in law, she will believe you.

Cut your dick off and take one large cup of arsenic, should sort the problem out

{andysattic] i can understand why she may be suspicious as i cannot understand how it is possible to contract a s.t.i from a toilet seat

Right. Those toilet seats just dont understand no means no.

How do you know you didn’t get if from your wife? 🤔

I highly recommend buying a can of Lysol spray. Use it to clean the toilet seat. Then spray your sister in law and your mother in law liberally...🤣🤣🤣. JK!!!

Send that toiletseat to Greenpeace, cause that is a very rare species that should be protected from cleaning.

Sounds like you are all riddled with disease and probably screwing each other

You should stop stupin your in laws.

Pray to your skydaddy.