I failed the oldest test of all time.

If it's the right amount, not too much or not too little, what's wrong with it?

Women only ask questions like that to start a damn argument.

If a woman goes blobby she's gonna be the first to know. They got numbers on their clothes. Lol

Try less direct humour 👀🤦‍♀️

I mean, I'm sure there's a right way to give a truthful answer to that without being unflattering. I don't know what it is, though.