What goes through a woman's mind when she is shopping for clothe's ?

This makes me look fat
This makes me look short
This makes me look fat and short
My legs look like tree trunks
My butt looks like a pumpkin
Goodbye titties in this top
Hello titties in this bra
These shoes are so cute, they'll make me bleed though
I could really do with a latte
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
Ugh
I'm going home