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You return to find I've made myself at home in your house. What happens next?

Remember ladies and gentlemen violence is not the way.
Fairydust · F
You run out shouting “your dogs are mental” bye 👋🏻
SW-User
@Fairydust Oh pugs are adorable. I do offer dog walking services...👀
Fairydust · F
@SW-User oh you won’t want to walk mine, it’s a task!
SW-User
@Fairydust oh well Hey, I might make a great husband 👀
Fairydust · F
Who ordered me a stripper 😆
Fairydust · F
@SW-User get them off 😜
SW-User
@Fairydust Gosh you're so impatient
Fairydust · F
@SW-User I am 😉
Eklipse · F
Tch. I'll kick you out of have you removed forcibly
SW-User
@Eklipse So rude.
Eklipse · F
@SW-User You broke the law trespassing on my property unwarranted 🤨
Miram · 31-35, F
Help you become an organ donor.
SW-User
@Miram Or, or... I can help you bake those beautiful wedding goodies... less messy.
Miram · 31-35, F
@SW-User offer accepted. I do need help <3
Adstar · 56-60, M
Bring out the gas mask and the knock out gas and render you unconscious.. Keep you in that state while i drive you 300 km away and dump you on the side of the road with a bottle of water and a sandwich and a good luck note..
Adstar · 56-60, M
@SW-User Naaa i can do those things. And remember i never used violence in my solution.. You would just experience a nice long sleep and then enjoy a good long walk enjoying the natural countryside.. 🙂
SW-User
@Adstar That's fair. You also provide water and a sandwich so I guess you aren't so bad😅
Adstar · 56-60, M
@SW-User Yeah i'm just a big cuddly care bear.. 🐻 😜
PhaqueYou · M
... 🤔 do you do windows? 🤣
SW-User
@PhaqueYou I do actually 😂
If you can cook, clean and walk the dog I might let you stay permanently. lol
SW-User
@BlondilyOld Deal😂
Riemann · 31-35, M
SW-User
@Riemann Why man? I just needed a place to chill for a minute
Riemann · 31-35, M
@SW-User ask first

 
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