not allowedbecuz im on TPN i cant have anything in my stomach and can only take a butt pill/liquid for my mouth. so im not allowed to have any medicine to help me go to the bathroom so that will be fun all my life
i need a new snuggle buddymy mom is a lame snuggle buddy cuz shes so tired all the time and being the only one - (no offense to jessie but literally speaking) human one i have i never wanna stop. i wouldnt be annoyed to have the night nurse stop us if i had another snuggle...See More »
monty python King Arthur: So, where is this beast? Patsy/Soothsayer: Don't you see it? It's there, right in front of you! King Arthur: What, he's in the cave behind that rabbit? Patsy/Soothsayer: It is the rabbit! King Arthur: ... You silly sod!
theyre just wordsim done giving in to u. i know exactly wat youre trying to do. u know my insecurity so u twist it into manipulating me with being obsessed to see it - to let it get in my head like a parasite - so i get my feelings hurt like a baby and hopefully self...See More »
king louie Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na be like you I want to walk like you, talk like you, too You see it's true, an ape like me Can learn to be like you, too
rocko and hubey i just happen to have these two specific penguins Look how we get along together! I think it's great the way we b-blend You try to be as tough as leather But now I see that's just pretend We'll find our way through stormy weather Just you and me...See More »
my night nursei wouldnt say anymore i dont like shawna - i used to dislike her becuz of her personality - shes gotten way better - but theres a lingering exhaustion about her. its not like im getting depressed with more days of having my own control of staying up...See More »
mini vanss [I Am Sarcastic]mini vans are just a cheap imitated way of saying hey look i bought the same type of car but im too ashamed to admit i wasted money like that so i'll just say its different to feel better
bluestacksi couldnt take it anymore and i needed something so i just got bluestacks. without my games i basically cant do anything. its really frustrating how they lie about it being for mac too but its really just for windows. im starting to see why people...See More »
happy newsoh my god i am so happy. the relief of actually being paralyzed with dread for wednesday and thursdays is like gravity dropping all the stress. but now - its not saying much cuz she was literally useless - we're back to waiting for a any day of the...See More »
compatibility with maci think its pointless to have steam now since i dont know which games are compatible for me that are good so if u guys could suggest any games u know that'd be helpful
i improvised i dont have a warthog but its funny cuz of wat he says Banzai: Hey, who's the pig? Pumbaa: you talking to me? Timon: Oh, you called him a pig. pumbaa: are u talking to me? Timon: You shouldn't have done that. Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Timon:...See More »
the game snakeyoure supposed to not hit the walls right? but u feed him apples i think......so he gets bigger.......its gonna hit the walls
pet jowelsmy mom ruined it. all i can see now is the spit/slime from my puppy jessie when he shakes. i thought it was just a cute thing
antarcticaantarcticas "summer" is cold dark and gloomy. and even more ironic to the season is summers hot but theirs is freezing