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[first day as murder scene detective]

“OMG. Look at these countertops. Are they granite? I would kill for granite.”
GiftedGeekGuy · 41-45, M
I would be way too interested in the actual murder victim(s). "Oh neat! Look! You can totally see inside the chest cavity!"
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
Quartz is nicer in my opinion. Non-porous
@LunarOrbit Quarts is awesome… but so not cheap.
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
@DarkHeaven I found it to be the same price as granite. This was 7 years ago tho
@LunarOrbit Granite ain’t cheap either. Why do you think she’d kill for it? 🤣
Gillian · 46-50, T
This is a solid joke. Haha

 
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