I Think Laughter Is the Best Medicine
It has been snowing off and on here for days now!😳This hasn't happened at this time for over 20 years?!❄❄❄😯
It was so cold...we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons and forks stuck to their tongues! 🥄🍴
It was so cold...hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! 👍🏽
It was so cold...roosters were rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker! 🐓
It was so cold...when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring! 🐝
It was so cold...the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses! 👓
It was so cold...kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet! 👧🏻❄👦🏾
It was so cold...the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Iceland!🏝
It was so cold...pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers pockets just to keep them warm!👋🏽
It was so cold...the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence! 🐿
It was so cold...I chipped a tooth on my soup! 🍲
It was so cold...Grandpa's teeth were chattering--in the glass! 👴🏽
It was so cold...the dogs were wearing cats!🐕❄😸
It was so cold...Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick! ☕
It was so cold...Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans! 👖
It was so cold...the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle. 🐀😻
It was so cold...we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two cords.
It was so cold...we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas! ⛏🔨
It was so cold...kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem--goosebumps! 🙁
It was so cold...when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows--we got chocolate ice cream!🐮🍨🐄
It was so cold...words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire. 🔥
It was so cold...the greyhounds had to jumper cables on the rabbits--just to get them running! 🐇🐇
It was so cold...we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up! 😲
It was so cold...the Husky Association was making emergency service calls to get the dog teams started! Then, when we parked the sled, we either had to plug in the dogs--or keep them running in place! 🐕🐕🐕
It was so cold...we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons and forks stuck to their tongues! 🥄🍴
It was so cold...hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! 👍🏽
It was so cold...roosters were rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker! 🐓
It was so cold...when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring! 🐝
It was so cold...the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses! 👓
It was so cold...kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet! 👧🏻❄👦🏾
It was so cold...the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Iceland!🏝
It was so cold...pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers pockets just to keep them warm!👋🏽
It was so cold...the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence! 🐿
It was so cold...I chipped a tooth on my soup! 🍲
It was so cold...Grandpa's teeth were chattering--in the glass! 👴🏽
It was so cold...the dogs were wearing cats!🐕❄😸
It was so cold...Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick! ☕
It was so cold...Levi Strauss started manufacturing electric jeans! 👖
It was so cold...the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle. 🐀😻
It was so cold...we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two cords.
It was so cold...we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas! ⛏🔨
It was so cold...kids stopped worrying about acne. The new problem--goosebumps! 🙁
It was so cold...when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows--we got chocolate ice cream!🐮🍨🐄
It was so cold...words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire. 🔥
It was so cold...the greyhounds had to jumper cables on the rabbits--just to get them running! 🐇🐇
It was so cold...we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up! 😲
It was so cold...the Husky Association was making emergency service calls to get the dog teams started! Then, when we parked the sled, we either had to plug in the dogs--or keep them running in place! 🐕🐕🐕