When you're getting old and not up on the slang

What's your body count?
Two
You only had sex with two people in your whole life?
Sex? I thought body count meant how many have I killed

Awkward silence

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Justafantasy · M

*walks away whistling discreetly trying to kick grass over the fresh dirt*

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

Why are you making it awkward silence.......obviously they will be number 3 🤨

GovanDUNNY · M

About 60 and I haven't killed anyone

kwood1 · 61-69, M

@GovanDUNNY you need to get out more

Fullmetal · 46-50, M

Kids today! Just not getting it! Lol! Well played!!

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