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SW-User
Okay but don't kill me. I kind of like this life thing
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SW-User
@notavery awww how romantic. We'll be together. Apart from the me being dead and buried thing
notavery · F
@SW-User I'll visit your grave every morning until I move out
SW-User
@notavery aww thank you 🥺❤ you can suffocate me now 🥴
empanadas · 31-35, M
Honestly if I lay on your lap, you would probably be paraplegic
SW-User
@empanadas crushed bones and ligaments everywhere
NotJamieM · 46-50, M
That sounds oddly appealing.
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Hey WTF there's a penis down here.
SW-User
No thanks 😚.
SW-User
Who could refuse an offer like that?
Pretzel · 61-69, M
I can't think of a better way to go
Kodel · 26-30, M
As long as you find a way to bring me back so you can do it again later. 😁
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Ok...i am on your lap...🥺