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JamesBarker · 26-30, M
BiasForAction · M
ExperienceDLT · M
@bikelover momma been naughty
BiasForAction · M
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
Make yourself laugh
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MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
@notavery no crying is good. I love seeing people cry. It makes my heart happy.
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
@notavery [c=4C0073]so what[/c]
NerdyPotato · M
When I need a laugh, I only have to look into the mirror. I'm not sure whether that will work for you, but it's worth a try.
What does the average <whatever state you dislike> student get on their SAT? Drool.
Waterfall52 · 46-50, M
BrandonAngel2023 · 36-40, M
I'll tell you a dirty joke... A white horse fell in some mud LMAO ok I'm a loser lol
ExperienceDLT · M
Pokes your tummy
It works on elmo at least
It works on elmo at least
notavery · F
@ExperienceDLT that doesn't work on me unfortunately
ExperienceDLT · M
@notavery I tried 🤷♂️
1490wayb · 56-60, M
elvis has just entered the building
ABCDEF7 · M
Michael Jackson is God.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
*drops my pants*
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
This is more like it🙂
SW-User
the good
WanderingThrough · 31-35, F
No
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@notavery My neighbor is kind of a pest. Every time I'm outside he comes to talk. I'm mowing the lawn and he's there but this time we see 2 dogs F**king on his lawn. I say, "I bet your wife would love that." Thinking he might take a hint. "Just give her a couple of drinks, I bet she begs for more." He waits for the dogs to finish and leaves.
The next day I'm out and he comes over but doesn't say anything. I say, "Oh my God you did it with the wife, how many drinks did it take?" He says, 6 just to get her out on the front lawn.
The next day I'm out and he comes over but doesn't say anything. I say, "Oh my God you did it with the wife, how many drinks did it take?" He says, 6 just to get her out on the front lawn.