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I had a cool supervisor one time tell me “I’m ready to blow this popsicle stand” 😎meaning he was ready to leave!

I thought he was soo cool for saying that !! So I adopted that metaphor but every time I say “I’m ready to blow this popsicle stand”! .. people think I’m being sexually suggestive!! 😡😡🙄
MoonPieSmilez
26-30, F
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JonLosAngeles66 · M
"I'm off like a prom dress!"
In New England I heard "Let's screw this clam boil!"
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Corporalcolleague · 61-69, M
@JonLosAngeles66 variation with "let's blow this clambake"
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JonLosAngeles66 · M
@Corporalcolleague yup. lol. "Dine and Dash" was also called "Chew and Screw"
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Corporalcolleague · 61-69, M
@JonLosAngeles66 have done both...though "dine and dash" was usually not paying the bill...for us anyway ;) Chew and screw was eat and go...like at someone's house..no post-dinner small talk
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BadAssTunaBotHoe
Yeah, that's because you say it like, "I'm ready to blow this popsicle..........stand". The pause makes it seem like the last word is an instruction and the rest is an intention 👀
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ineedadrink · 51-55, M
It's an old folk term, from the Ye Olde nineteen hundred & eighties. 👴
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Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
Blow my popsicle stand pls
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Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
@MoonPieSmilez
You won't know until you try 😩
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deadgerbil · 26-30
@Baaaaaaaa @MoonPieSmilez get a room!!
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Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M
@deadgerbil
This is a perfectly innocent conversations about popsicle stands
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Tumbleweed · F
Welcome to SW!!
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HumanEarth · 56-60, F
TW @MoonPieSmilez has been kicking here since 1964 since My 3 Sons was Hip to watch on the telly
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HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Man, That's so 1990s You are so square. Like 4 corners square
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MoonPieSmilez · 26-30, F
@HumanEarth I was born in the 90’s!! .. well the tail end of it
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HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Well I have two sons in the beginning one at the end of it. One born 88 and in born 2001

Altogether 9 kids
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1490wayb · 56-60, M
told my boss on a tuesday morning...you may need me, but i dont need this job, friday is my last day
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Teslin · M
Yes, I have heard and said this many times myself over the years.
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Josh1454 · M
That’s because they were born at the wrong time.
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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
The WHOLE popsicle stand?!

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HannahSky · F
It's an old saying.
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WillaKissing · 56-60
I am guilty not you. I know the saying from my parents, and I was only being a smarty pants with my comment.

Let me apologize to you for my mischievous mind, for I know the saying and what it really meant.
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uncalled4 · 56-60, M
*opens up a popsicle stand*
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