Facts……………
1. A girl is said to be grown-up when she starts wearing a bra. The boy is grown-up when he starts removing it.
2. We all loves to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - priceless.
4. Breaking news: condoms, don’t guarantee safe sex any more. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
5. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but they grab whatever is available.
2. We all loves to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - priceless.
4. Breaking news: condoms, don’t guarantee safe sex any more. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband.
5. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but they grab whatever is available.
