When you date someone dumb as fu*k...

there isn't any dating after that

and hopefully I detect that level of dumbshit before it gets to that point

What's his age again ?

A man is standing naked on a street corner.
A cop walks up and tells him "Sir you can't be doing that here unless you have a good excuse, I am going to take you to jail."

Yes Sir I have a good excuse. I was at my girlfriend's apartment... we started drinking... next thing I know she jumps up and says... "Lets get naked and go to town. "

I guess I beat her here.

No