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A zombie apocalypse is coming! The last thing you purchased online is your weapon

What is your weapon?
I saw this on Facebook and thought it'd be fun.

The last thing I bought online was a keychain 😄
iamnikki
31-35, F
36 replies 64 views Sep 16, 2021
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Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Zombie apocalypse?!! 🤔

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crimsoncloves · 31-35, F
A dual-purpose sex toy. Beware the power of female sexuality…!
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Supplements, a few bottles of those will be lobbed about.
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elafina · 36-40, F
a book 🤔
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SW-User
@elafina You can bash in a couple of heads before the others overtake you and tear you apart.
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elafina · 36-40, F
@SW-User should've taken the hard cover version 🤦‍♀️
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
@elafina read em a bedtime story
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Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
The last thing I bought online was a t-square ruler two days ago
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SW-User
A mattress pad. I'm screwed!!!! 😂
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Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
@SW-User Well it'll soak up all their moulding flesh!
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Nanori · F
Underwear :|
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Nanori you wear underwear?
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Nanori · F
@zerofuks2give a few straps
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Nanori unacceptable
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Tython · 31-35, M
Xacto knives. Not great but better than some.
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mondayschild2 · F
Groceries... I will feed them and run
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Safety glasses 😬 fml 🤦🏼‍♂️
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RoxClymer · 41-45, M
@zerofuks2give at least you'll keep the biohazard out of your eyes
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Candie · F
a book on enneagram
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Glass water bottle.
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RoxClymer · 41-45, M
CBD for my dog
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SW-User
An IPad
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
@SW-User didn't know they were still being sold
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Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
Pahaha that watch strap ain't gonna do a damn thing.
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
@Mellowgirl pop em in the eye with it
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Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
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forty7seventy4 · 46-50, F
haha
I don't know how I'd be able to use this as a weapon.
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
@forty7seventy4 suff ocate them perhaps lol
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Keeper · M
Discs - for disc golfing..
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
@Keeper pop em in the eye
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Keeper · M
@iamnikki Actually, I prob will - I'm not that good.
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NightsWatch · M
Oh great I ordered some ice tea
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iamnikki · 31-35, F
@NightsWatch maybe they'll be Thirsty
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Azlotto · M
Organic garlic. If they're vampire zombies, I'm all set.
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travelguy01 · 41-45, M
K cup coffees
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Toliet paper. Sorry but not sorry
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