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thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M
I remember the days of waiting 30 minutes to see boobs.
Thank the gods for speedy internet.
Thank the gods for speedy internet.
@thepreposterouspanda ikr? Now men can get rejected a lot faster on the Internet, instead of waiting 30 minutes to see no boobs
thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M
@Greyscale The fast lane to the cold shoulder. XD
helenS · 36-40, F
Communists don't watch porn. They read Marx, Hegel, Lenin and Trotsky instead! 😌
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Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
Reminds me of a joke I heard:
A man and his wife are in bed and things start to heat up. After a little bit of foreplay the man suddenly stops. He starts up again after a bit and stops... starts again and stops... His wife asks "What's wrong? Is it me?" The man replies, "I learned this from the internet. It's called "buffering"..."
A man and his wife are in bed and things start to heat up. After a little bit of foreplay the man suddenly stops. He starts up again after a bit and stops... starts again and stops... His wife asks "What's wrong? Is it me?" The man replies, "I learned this from the internet. It's called "buffering"..."
Nanori · F
The theme songs tho.... I can't imagine anyone getting an erection with those
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Nanori Ah cue the old porn music. "gee this is a long red light"