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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
You want a ghost maid?
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
The dishes can wait. ☺
The dishes can wait. ☺
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle no need to wait on my behalf
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
just say no 😒
just say no 😒
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
I’ve yelled something like that at the ghost I definitely don’t have living with me. I said “Instead of moving my keys around, how about moving a sponge across the dirty dishes?!”
Since then, the ghost that definitely isn’t real hasn’t messed with my stuff 🤷♂
Since then, the ghost that definitely isn’t real hasn’t messed with my stuff 🤷♂
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Zaphod42
Thank's for the tip! 😅
Thank's for the tip! 😅
Matt85 · 36-40, M
if ghosts can move things
maybe they can type 😮
maybe you are a ghost 😮
maybe they can type 😮
maybe you are a ghost 😮
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@sstronaut
Anaconda ghost
Anaconda ghost
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
I swear, there's a ghost at my work and it never does anything useful
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@caPnAhab
They don't wanna clean even when they're dead.
They don't wanna clean even when they're dead.
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle how are you even going to pay them?
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@caPnAhab
A priest.
A priest.
fun4us2b · M
Many ghosts are already retired and they were hoping they could just hang out...
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@fun4us2b
Well no fun. :/
Well no fun. :/
fun4us2b · M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
They refused because you didn't fill the fridge 🙄
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1
Do it yourself. 🙄
Do it yourself. 🙄
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle no you told me in pms your gonna fill my fridge forever and ever so i can eat happily ever after 🙄
UndeadSona · F
They could but that's between you and your squatting poltergeist
bookerdana · M
Its a no go in their contract 👻
Blondily · F
I trained mine to sweep 🤭
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Really!!
Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M
And how come they don’t just sink into the floor? Ghosts are so flawed.
Plus it must be a pain in the arse having to go around wearing a sheet with holes cut in the front.
Plus it must be a pain in the arse having to go around wearing a sheet with holes cut in the front.
nonsensiclesnail · F
Right? They can throw stuff out of windows and at me, why cant they help out a little?
thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M
@nonsensiclesnail They can, you just have to conjure them, maybe make a plea.... maybe use those chickens on them, and say hey, we need our coop taken care of, can't you?
nonsensiclesnail · F
@thewindupbirdchronicles m a y b e..... I try not to interfere with the spirits. They tend to bring about bad times.
thewindupbirdchronicles · 46-50, M
@nonsensiclesnail We are only talking about chicken coops I promise.. ♥
Gibbon · 70-79, M
If they are unknown to you it's not going to happen. They'd prefer to pester and make you quess what they need to move on. Not what you call helpful.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
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NerdyPotato · M
Haven't they done enough work while they were alive?
Ferric67 · M
Doesn't hurt to ask
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
You should ask one that.
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
not all ghosts can do that. what you want are poltergeists. I recommend trying to summon those guys.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@pancakeslam
I hope they like to clean.
I hope they like to clean.
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Bang5luts · M
Both if they're a good ghost..