If you have to talk to customers on the phone at your job, One way you could get them to hang...

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

Ask them if they ever fantasise about stalking people they have talked to in the phone.

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@Queendragonfly make fapping sounds while one is saying that

LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP

@Tres13 You're a pervert, a rapist, and a closet homosexual who sides with the political party that hates homosexuals. You think it's funny to sexually harass people who disagree with you politically.

pride49 · 26-30, M

@Tres13 @LordShadowfire 🍿

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

My father often turned that around and accepted the offer much to their great regret. 😆

He was banned by the Mormon church who were constantly asking that question.

He was deprogramming the churches doctrine. 😆

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@DeWayfarer it would still be funny though.

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@DeWayfarer oh come on now why the sad reaction?

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@SilkenMist you're not seeing it. And I don't want to offend.

Best to just leave it as is.

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

That's perfect.

Also, "Have you heard of Amway?" is another good way to get someone to go away.

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@SumKindaMunster I don't know what Amway is, but I'm guessing it's not something people want to hear much about

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

@SilkenMist Well if anyone asks you about it, say you have heard of it and aren't interested unless you want to be pressured to join a MLM selling household products.

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@SumKindaMunster oh okay I think I know what it is now, I'm sitting here cracking up

specman · 46-50, M

Why do you feel a need to take a jab against Christians Is this part of the Christian persecution movement?

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@specman no it's not a part of any persecution, it's just a joke because we all know that nobody wants to hear that bullshit.

specman · 46-50, M

@SilkenMist I was just thinking that maybe you were bored and wanted to liven things up around here! Lol
Well I guess I will see you on the posts this evening. I need to run some errands now though.

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@specman oh yeah I'll be around🙂

Dv8rs · 18-21, F

Not if they're Jovies (Jehovah's Witness), or any denomination missionaries, they would jump right on that, until you finally have to hang up.

RedBaron · M

@SilkenMist As I said, I don’t want to lose my clients. They’re the people who pay my fees and keep my business going and growing. Why would I say something stupid like that?

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@RedBaron come on now it's just a joke. You should know me by now

RedBaron · M

@SilkenMist Right. LOL.

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@MarineBob it's really bad when they call you and say that. Like damn, where did this come from?

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@black4white I would have to back. "Now god damnit, you are going to listen to my sermon!"

LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP

Honestly, I could probably segue into that from any subject. I've had so much experience with people who do that.

Customer: I don't know what's wrong with my hard drive, it's like it's possessed.

Me: You know who was really great at dealing with possession?

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@LordShadowfire you could be like, oh my God have you seen that movie The exorcist? And it leads to this big old conversation about your favorite parts of it

AthenaArena · F

Yeah, just simply start saying "hail Mary full of grace, the Lord...." 😂

SilkenMist · 46-50, F

@AthenaArena just start ramming your fist real fast and loud into the desk. Like how they do it some of those church services that get carried away